Discovery of geometrical patterns, numbers may yield evidence to extraterrestrial life

EDISON, N.J. - Researchers at the University of Texas announced Thursday that the discovery of a strange series of geometrical patterns, cryptic messages, and consecutive orders of numbers may, in fact, be "substantive evidence" pointing to the existence of extraterrestrial life on the planet.

The discovery was confirmed by astrophysicist and lead researcher, Dr. Mary Djuba, in a press conference at the location of discovery in Edison, N.J.

"These findings are astounding," Djuba said. "We've only tapped into the mere limit of human potential with the discovery of this quite probable alien text, and we believe it to be not only of social and cultural value, but one that will yield clues to advancements in science, particularly in the field of quantum physics."

University of Texas researchers "strongly believed" the document could be an "extraterrestrial calendar" due to its coordination of sequential numbers along a grid--but withing it was staggering evidence that the creator of the document suggests that time, and the presence of one event, could coincide and possibly repeat itself in the future.

Djuba added, "These findings allow us to see that other beings, like extraterrestrials, can view time dimensionally, and that the possibility of one event occurring in what we perceive as a 'day' can actually be reaccessed, or occur on a future 'day,' as noted by the arrows clearly marking the course of several days in succession."

The discovery itself surfaced late last week in the kitchen of a local area resident. It was there that a University of Texas astrophysics intern noticed the strange pattern of arrows, shapes, and colors hanging casually on a refrigerator in his grandmother's home.

He immediately noted its value and garnered permission to study the document, which was later confirmed by a University of Texas advisory board.

The owner of the document, who declined to be identified and only has a blank photograph on her Facebook page, said, "Well, if someone can make sense of it, I'll be grateful. I've been going down to my doctor's office every day for the past three months asking if they had me down for an appointment."