NASHVILLE, Tn. - After nearly eight months of waiting for coworker Alan Bell's shirt to inadvertantly slip up over his stomach to reveal a glimpse of his abdomen, area woman Lara Fisher describes anything but exhilirating.
"I've always been really attracted to Alan," the 27 year-old sales associate told the Dissociated Press, "and I've always tried to picture him naked. So, naturally I was very excited when he rose to get off the couch at (friend) Tim [Nabert's] place. and his shirt hem had risen over his waistline."
Fisher then describes a horrific chain of events which began when "intuition" averted her eyes to Bell's midsection just "seconds before" he stood fully upright and pulled the hem of his shirt to cover his skin.
"I've always been really attracted to Alan," the 27 year-old sales associate told the Dissociated Press, "and I've always tried to picture him naked. So, naturally I was very excited when he rose to get off the couch at (friend) Tim [Nabert's] place. and his shirt hem had risen over his waistline."
Fisher then describes a horrific chain of events which began when "intuition" averted her eyes to Bell's midsection just "seconds before" he stood fully upright and pulled the hem of his shirt to cover his skin.
"In my mind, I thought, 'Wow, this is it. Finally!'" Fisher reports. "God, what was I thinking?"
If she had just looked a "few seconds later," Fisher laments, she wouldn't have been witness to a "huge disappointment." 
"I always imagined Alan having a hard, tight body with a six pack abdomen," Fisher describes. "But when he stood up and his shirt came up over his belly, it was kind of just hairy and gross, like a 'beer-bellied frat boy.'"
Fisher, who has not had physical contact with a man in over eight months, describes the disappointment as a "serious blow" to her sex drive.
"All intentions of one day getting [Bell] drunk enough and crawling into bed with him have pretty much disappeared," Fisher reported, citing plans to purchase a mid-priced vibrator and watch six consecutive episodes of Supernatural starring Jared Padalecki.
"I always imagined Alan having a hard, tight body with a six pack abdomen," Fisher describes. "But when he stood up and his shirt came up over his belly, it was kind of just hairy and gross, like a 'beer-bellied frat boy.'"
Fisher, who has not had physical contact with a man in over eight months, describes the disappointment as a "serious blow" to her sex drive.
"All intentions of one day getting [Bell] drunk enough and crawling into bed with him have pretty much disappeared," Fisher reported, citing plans to purchase a mid-priced vibrator and watch six consecutive episodes of Supernatural starring Jared Padalecki.
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