ATLANTA - Georgia state police and a team of technology investigators hoping to discover evidence in indicted murder suspect , Tucker "Sketchy" Graham's computer have proved a harrowing task.
"We think Graham took photographs of his victims and itemized them like a sick, twisted inventory of gore," principal investigator Cpt. Lionel Lipschitz told the Dissociated Press about Graham, a suspected serial killer who victimizes his marks through methodical organ amputation. "But so far, all we've recovered are a few family vacation pictures and a draft of this really terrible romance novel."
The task of reading the novel for any clues assigned to Sgt. George Martin is, according to Martin, "probably the worst assignment I've ever had."
The novel, Martin describes, follows a simple country boy hoping to woo a minister's daughter in his small town.
"It's such a derisive, generic piece of shit," Martin said. "I mean, who uses a simile like 'her eyes shone like the gentle morning rain on grass?' It's not even eloquently written."
Furthermore, Martin says, trying to prove to the District Attorney that the "scene in which Graham's protagonist has a lustful moment when he gazes at his object of affection when she sets down to admire the sunrise by the lake" has any correlation to the gruesome lobotomic death of area woman Jennifer Tracer is proving to be difficult.
"The D.A. wants more forensic evidence to secure a conviction," Lipschitz said. "But so far, my team has only a scantily edited 700-page novel with little plot, character development or direction."
"I don't even get his main character's flaw. Like, he's a country boy, she's a country girl - what's the big deal? Like why don't they get together already? 700 pages and he doesn't even try to stick it in her - I was kind of hoping she was this depraved lesbian slut whose minister father forces her to be with the unwitting protagonist to 'reform' her, but so far - there seems to be no conflict, dilemma or any plot-moving device of any kind," Martin said, further describing a 150-page lull outlining the protagonist background with a happy, problem-free family.
Also found on Graham's computer were pictures of his wife and two kids enjoying the day at Disney World in 1998.
"We think Graham took photographs of his victims and itemized them like a sick, twisted inventory of gore," principal investigator Cpt. Lionel Lipschitz told the Dissociated Press about Graham, a suspected serial killer who victimizes his marks through methodical organ amputation. "But so far, all we've recovered are a few family vacation pictures and a draft of this really terrible romance novel."
The task of reading the novel for any clues assigned to Sgt. George Martin is, according to Martin, "probably the worst assignment I've ever had."
The novel, Martin describes, follows a simple country boy hoping to woo a minister's daughter in his small town.
"It's such a derisive, generic piece of shit," Martin said. "I mean, who uses a simile like 'her eyes shone like the gentle morning rain on grass?' It's not even eloquently written."
Furthermore, Martin says, trying to prove to the District Attorney that the "scene in which Graham's protagonist has a lustful moment when he gazes at his object of affection when she sets down to admire the sunrise by the lake" has any correlation to the gruesome lobotomic death of area woman Jennifer Tracer is proving to be difficult.
"The D.A. wants more forensic evidence to secure a conviction," Lipschitz said. "But so far, my team has only a scantily edited 700-page novel with little plot, character development or direction."
"I don't even get his main character's flaw. Like, he's a country boy, she's a country girl - what's the big deal? Like why don't they get together already? 700 pages and he doesn't even try to stick it in her - I was kind of hoping she was this depraved lesbian slut whose minister father forces her to be with the unwitting protagonist to 'reform' her, but so far - there seems to be no conflict, dilemma or any plot-moving device of any kind," Martin said, further describing a 150-page lull outlining the protagonist background with a happy, problem-free family.
Also found on Graham's computer were pictures of his wife and two kids enjoying the day at Disney World in 1998.
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