Police say baby found in oven was "Delicious!"

Raccoon City, MD - Racoon City Police, acting on an anonymous tip, found a baby cooking in a local woman's oven at 250 degrees for 5 hours.

"Whoever did this knew what they were doing," said Sgt. Leon S. Kennedy, officer in charge of the Special Tactics and Rescue Squad (S.T.A.R.S.). Sgt Kennedy says the baby was covered in a dry rub, and cooked on low, even heat to preserve the juices.

Lt. Christopher Redfield, grill master at the annual P.B.A. picnic, called the meat "exquisite."

"I've never had meat that was so succulent. From the shoulder to the loin, it was just perfectly cooked."

"Very tasty," Sgt Kennedy agreed. "This really is some of the best meat I've ever had. I imagine this to be the human equivalent of veal."

The child's mother, Conchita Zalgando Ruis, later confessed to the incident, claiming that the baby was "ugly."

"It looked like a pig, so i cooked it." said Ruis.

Ruis is being held at the Raccoon County jail, with bail set at $1.5 million.