THE UNITED STATES - In the wake of 9/11 and the failed Iraq imposition, the economic recession and the Federal rate cut, the subprime mortgage lending crisis, the rampant xenophobia, the Puritan media movement, the federal tax hike, illegal wire-tapping, the Israeli and Iranian conflict, terrorist threats on mass transit infrastructures, the overhaul of illegal immigrants, gay marriage debates, the upcoming presidential primaries and environmenal protection funding cuts, the fact that Justin Timberlake has not talked to Britney Spears in a few years is making top headlines.
Timberlake, the erstwhile boyfriend of the celebrated late nineties couplet, announced on Oprah Winfrey's boring, terrible, vapid and inane talk show this week that he "has not talked to Britney" in a few years
The announcement appeared in Internet articles and newspapers across the country, blaring headlines that shocked a nation into a frozen state of disbelief and sadness.
"Frankly, there are no words to express my utter sorrow at this news. It broke my heart," said Sam-Al Jaquiri, an Iraqi emigre who sought safety in the United States following the death of his entire family to a car bombing. "
Garden City resident Mary Jo Antler feelssimilar sentiments. The 43 year-old mother
of four, who recently underwent an incredibly painful masectomy instead of being cured of cancer because the United States federal government doesn't want to fund stem cell research, said that "nothing has made me feel more alone."
Garden City resident Mary Jo Antler feelssimilar sentiments. The 43 year-old mother
of four, who recently underwent an incredibly painful masectomy instead of being cured of cancer because the United States federal government doesn't want to fund stem cell research, said that "nothing has made me feel more alone."
"I can't believe that, after all that time spent together, they don't even remain friends. It's just sad - when two people love each other that much, and they don't even talk anymore," Antler said.
War veteran Jamie Mulligan, 22, who recently returned to the United States with extensive brain damage to the prefrontal cortex that controls speech, motor capabilities and planning and critical decision-making skills said through an aided communication device: "Just a shame. A terrible shame."
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