HAVANA - In the latest setback in U.S. - Cuba relations, the dictator-led Communist nation has annouced that they are "totally not inviting President Bush" to their uber-exclusive Halloween party at the end of next month.
The exclusion comes just hours after Bush's snarky comments at a U.N. pow-wow that denounced the election-less regime's undemocratic approach to rule.
"As far as I'm concerned, it's really the pot calling the kettle black," Cuban foreign minister Felipe Pérez Roque said in a privately held press conference in the back of his limousine while stuck in traffic on 43rd. "I mean, this is the man who denigrated our executive system for lack of fair elections? I don't think there anything more ironic on this earth."
President Bush was not pleased by the blacklisting from the "most bitching party of the year", and only had this to say through White House Press secretary, Tony Snow:
"So what? I'll throw my own party. And it won't be all communist and evil like his. It's going to be so much funner, with so much better beer than him (Cuba) - and my party will have the best thing of all: freedom of speech."
The Dissociated Press learned that despite Bush's exclusion, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice still plan to attend the uber-exclusive affair dressed as an S&M couple. As of press time, Cheney was being fitted with a ball gag, unavailable for comment.
"I'm totally mad [Cheney's] going. His loss. Anybody who's anybody is going to be at mine," Bush said, citing a guest list that included wife Laura, his parents, and two Secret Service agents, Ted and Bob.
"[Ted] and [Bob] are a total blast. Cheney's totally going to be jealous when he hears about our scavenger hunt and the scary stories we're going to tell...no, not the one about Condi wearing a G-string!" Bush joked.
"I have an awesome [story] about a cemetary," Bush said. "No, you won't want to miss this party - you guys want to come?"
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