From the Editor: The Celery Stalk is Growing!

Dear Celery Stalk Community:

Every once in awhile, something good happens in our lives. Today is no exception, and, as the editor of this esteemed collective of writers, I'd like to welcome Meredith Bates, acting reporter and contributor to the Celery Stalk.

She's totally hot and sexy and fun.

So, look out for her new entry later on today, after I post.

Thanks for reading, kids.


Sincerely,

Christine Marucci
Editor-in-chief
The Celery Stalk