ISLIP, N.Y. - Yankees fan and Islip Best Buy Company Softball team shortstop Alex Hamilton denigrated Derek Jeter in a three-minute tirade in front of his television Saturday for failing to turn a double play."What the fuck! Getting three thousand dollars a second to trip over your own feet? You son of a bitch! God, give me that money! I sure as hell could do it better than you...son of a bitch."
The failed play against the Boston Red Sox in the sixth inning of the AL East showdown bears a striking resemblence to a play in last week's matchup against the Chichi's Cheetahs in which Hamilton failed to turn a double play on a standard ground ball to his second baseman, Billy Carter.
Despite the fact that Hamilton has actually never turned a double play in his entire career with the Best Buy Softball Team, he has his reasons.
"The wind wasn't really working for me," Hamilton said of the weather conditions on that cloudless, eighty-five degree Monday evening.
Hamilton also alleged that if first baseman John Haggerty could "actually catch a fucking ball", then the play would have been executed perfectly on Hamilton's high and grossly inaccurate throw to first base.
"It was just - I mean, come on. It wasn't my fault."
Jessica Hart, a Best Buy cashier and second baseman on Hamilton's softball team, had other words for Hamilton's slip-up.
"The guy is constantly comparing himself to Derek Jeter, calling him a wannabe and claiming that he was scouted in high school. I'm not saying he wasn't, but if you can't get a hit in slow-pitch softball, it does make it awfully hard to believe."
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