HOUSTON - Douche bag dipshit loser Jared Fishman, 24, wants you to know that if there's an error this MLB preseason games, it won't go by unnoticed.
The stupid fuck began marking his scorecard this Monday after a barehanded catch by minor league Yankee shortstop who nobody even fucking heard of resulted in an first base safety.
"I can't believe they scored that an error!" that asshole Fishman exclaimed, nearly knocking over a can of Pepsi One as he jumped to his feet watching the game on MLB.tv on his fourteen inch low-resolution PC monitor.
"That was clearly an infield hit," Fishman the pansy-ass faggot reported, relaying that the ground ball driven to the shortstop, who wasn't Derek Jeter, on a high hop was "unstoppable" save for an "awesome" bare right-handed "quick-thinking" reflex catch.
"I could see maybe the officials could score that a throwing error," that fucking pussy Fishman explained to the Dissociated Press - who wanted to fucking strangle him everytime he opened his Dorito-encrusted mouth that he was surely going to wrap around some guy's cock later in the evening - "but it would've been a hit had [the shortstop] not made that incredibly flexible catch."
Fishman, who should totally kill himself and end his pathetic life, announced plans to continue watching the game for any walks, strikeout ratios, and RBIs before he headed to Yahoo! games to up his rating in their free chess tournament.
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