NEW YORK - Sylvia Browne, renowned psychic and expert on topics that cannot be verified by natural science, realized her "lifelong" dream of growing large, impressive talons to wow a sizeable audience with at her most recent taping of the Montel Williams Show.
A female member of the audience stood up and bravely spoke into a staffed microphone and asked a question on her mortality, as is customary in the show.
Browne, 102, unveiled her lengthy claws to a gasping crowd about thirty-five minutes into the taping. Host Williams, who laughed and slapped his knee as Browne prophesized, "You'll die in about fifteen minutes", said that Browne was "a piece of work."
"It just goes to show, ladies and gentlemen, that no matter how old you get, you can still find humor in life," Williams said to his largely female audience, who laughed politely along with Williams despite the fact that a majority had accidentally urinated in their seats.
"Those are pretty long, girl!" Williams added with exclamation.
Browne then shifted in her seat and replied, "Montel, I've done it all in this life. But there was one thing that even I, as amazing as I am, couldn't do. But today, I've done it- I've attained these talons that I've wanted ever since I was a little girl with an amazing gift."
The proclamation was met with lengthy applause and cheers from the audience.
Browne, whose talons then retracted into her fingertips, continued to answer questions with vague, yet deceptively intriguing, answers on a number of queries which included the names of audience members "spirit guides", angels, and who they were in past lives - something that no one else in the world could ever do before.
"Isn't she amazing?" Williams asked, before breaking for a commercial. "When we come back, we'll meet a woman who says that her answering machine may be a portal to the other side. Stick around and find out."
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