Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Supportive Straight Friend Hopes He Won't Get Hit on at Gay Pride Parade


NEW YORK - Supportive friend and proudly-proclaimed "Super-hetero" Marc Geiger hopes that his attendance at the New York City Gay Pride Parade won't lead celebrating homosexuals to think that he is "available."

"Just because I'm here, does not mean I'm 'queer'," Geiger told the Dissociated Press with a wink. "I don't want any of these guys getting the wrong idea."

The 29 year-old, 280-pound New Jersey resident, who says he attended the parade to support his good friend, Raymond Aramark, who came "out of the closet" in 1998, reported that he is "comfortable" with their sexual difference - but wouldn't want to "participate" in that lifestyle.

"I mean, I saw this guy kind of looking at me like he thought ... you know, I was attractive or something," Geiger said. "I'm not one of those guys who would make a big deal about it, but I just - wouldn't want to disappoint. I'm straight, you know?"

The alleged suitor, however, Armani underwear model Gregory Fishburn, 35, told the Dissociated Press he doesn't remember ever seeing Geiger or being attracted to him.

"Are you talking about that fat, hairy guy who smelled like he needed a good douching?" Fishburn said. "I looked at him like, 'Honey, it's called deodorant. Look into it. And put down the fork, while you're at it."

Aramark, however, reported that he "appreciated [Geiger's] support" but his insistence on "attending the parade" and "talking about guys wanting him so much" was "incredibly annoying."

"I wasn't even going to ask him to come," Aramark said. "He kind of just invited himself along."

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